I said to reccea last night that I wanted to write something short and have it be finished. (I always get this way when I hit about page 30 of something and realize it's nowhere near done.) And I really have no time and all my other ideas have the potential to spiral into huge epics.
So I present het, written right into the LJ window, and it really kinda sucks. Possibly I will regret not locking this soon.